thisawkwardpause:

I’ve been chewing on something for a week and maybe it will make a good blog post, I don’t know. These are my feelings.

A female improviser took me aside a while back and mentioned an experience with a guy she improvised with that bothered her. He always went blue, made the female characters…

I haven’t been on my tumblr account in a few weeks and this is the first thing I saw when I signed on and I’m glad because it’s great and I love it and it’s written by one of my favorites comediENNEs ever.

overheardintheoffice:

“I’m flexible. Let me tell you about a client I had. She told me she didn’t want to pay the $2,000 retainer fee. She only wanted to pay me $1,800, so I said fine. I’m not going to argue with her. Who cares about the $200. The funny thing about the story, that’s actually not funny at all, is that she was murdered a month later. And to this day they’ve never found her killer…. So, life is weird sometimes!”